I ask for rich-guy stuff, and you give me shiny pebbles? Well, you asked the right guy. Though, personally, I hate whales. Then why’d you become I don’t know you well enough to get into that. $300, please. Noon tomorrow. If you’re late, you tread water in the scallop tank. Guppy, trout, mermaid or-? Amy, I also spent some of my tax rebate on a gift for you. It shows the time wherever we both are, and it’s powered by love. Also, you have to wind it. Oh! Somebody won big at Skee-Ball! I love it, Kif.
I’m afraid we need Stupid air-needing lungs.
To locate the guard and seduce him in.
Four seconds?! Who goes there?
Three, two, one. Silence.
The emperor’s cousin and chief of his royal guard.
What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer? If you don’t open that can now, your fear will own you, and nothing’s worse! Okay! Okay, I can do this. It’s time to take life by the cans. Come on, you can do it! Go on, you dummy! Oh, no! It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Doc, I can’t move my arms and legs! What’s wrong with me? This is the worst part of the job. Good news? Bender, your hydraulics are shot. You’ll never move again. You mean. ? Sorry, you’ll have to get a new one.
I’ll be back in a few days. Man, I hate those new 1 X robots. Yeah, right on, nut cake. Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won’t give me back my stabbing knife. But it’s no big. I know it won’t affect me. I love those magnificent 1 X Robots! The 1 X Robots are my friends. Wait. What happened to your enthusiasm for stabbing them? I’m past that. Later, blood. It’s like he’s not him anymore. You took away his robo-humanity! I changed my mind! But to what kind of a life? I’m too scared to get the upgrade.